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Friendship Sms Messages
Can you close your eyes for a minute please thank you. Did you feel how dark it was? This is my life without a friend like you.

Friendship is like a mercury drop. If it’s dropped it is impossible to collect.

We gain and lose things everything, but trust everyday me on one thing you will never lose me, I will always be here as a friend forever.

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Religious sms Messages
Let light shine out of darkness made his light shine in our hearts to give us the light of the knowledge of the glory of god in the face of Christ 2 cor 4:6.

Do don't despise the lord's discipline. Proverb 3:11.

And the lord restored jobs losses when he prayed for his friends. Indeed the lord gave a job twice as much as he had before; there is power in intercessory prayer. Job 42:10.

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Love Sms Messages
Boy: can I take your picture?
Girl: for what?
Boy: so that I can show to Santa Claus, what I want for Christmas.

When asked what is love? A girl aged 4 gave this cute reply: love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

One stone enough to break a glass… one sentence is enough to break a heart. One second enough to fall in love.

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Funny Sms Messages
Boy: my girlfriend broke with me and sent me picture of her with her new boyfriend.
FRIEND: REALLY bad, what did you do?
Boy: I sent them to her dad.

Whenever anyone says something bad to you, don’t cry. Remember it takes 49 muscles to cry and 12 muscles to smile but only 6 muscles to lift your middle finger.

Dad: see neighbor’s girl, she has scored 90 percent.
Son: seeing her only I failed dad.

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Sexy Sms Messages
Eight years old son: dad what is sex?
Dad gets tensed but explains everything to him.
kid: but dads how do I write all that’s in this small box of school admission form.

For years he thought he was good at sex, but then he found his wide had asthma.

No matter how much you press it, shake it, rotate it, slap it, strangle it and pull it, the last drop of urine will always fall in your underwear.

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