Friendship is like a mercury drop. If it’s dropped it is impossible to collect.

We gain and lose things everything, but trust everyday me on one thing you will never lose me, I will always be here as a friend forever.

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Do don't despise the lord's discipline. Proverb 3:11.

And the lord restored jobs losses when he prayed for his friends. Indeed the lord gave a job twice as much as he had before; there is power in intercessory prayer. Job 42:10.

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When asked what is love? A girl aged 4 gave this cute reply: love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

One stone enough to break a glass… one sentence is enough to break a heart. One second enough to fall in love.

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Whenever anyone says something bad to you, don’t cry. Remember it takes 49 muscles to cry and 12 muscles to smile but only 6 muscles to lift your middle finger.

Dad: see neighbor’s girl, she has scored 90 percent.
Son: seeing her only I failed dad.

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For years he thought he was good at sex, but then he found his wide had asthma.

No matter how much you press it, shake it, rotate it, slap it, strangle it and pull it, the last drop of urine will always fall in your underwear.

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