There are two things men really like women to do in hurry. Dress and undress
Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that's not prohibited.
Boy: if I kiss you and run away then what will you think?
Girl: I will think that a fool instead of attending the full paper just attended the one mark alone and failed.
Teacher: explain responsibility.
Student: mam your blouse has four buttons, if three buttons break down the entire responsibility will be on the fourth one.
Advertisement by Panty Company: we are not the best in the world but we are closest to the best thing in the world.
A note in the sex magazines shop: please hold the magazines with both hands while reading.
Why do women put red lipstick on their mouth? To inform men stop this is not right hole.
Teacher: why cow looks tensed after giving milk? Student: madam, if some one presses your breast for I hours and don't fuck, how do you feel.
A boy and animal went to river to take a bath. As he removed his clothes all animal laughed at him.
He asked: why are you laughing at me?
Animals: your tails in front.
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