A quote written on the front of a girl T-shirt: Did you really look here, only for reading this?

An Egyptian girl asked an Indian boy, what could you do for me? Indian boy replied come behind the pyramid; I will make you a mummy.

Poisonous bra=cobra, mathematical bra=algebra, sun sign bra=Libra, animal bra=zebra, improve your knowledge, because you know only one bra.

Boy1: why did the grammar teacher slap that boy?
Boy2: Because he asked, why is bra singular, when it cover two items and panties plural when it covers only one item?

An Arab was interviewed at us checkpoint.
Name please? Mansoor khan.
Sex? Six times a week.
I mean male or female? Doesn't matter sometimes even camel.
Holy cow. Yes, cow and dog too. Man, isn't that hostile? Yes, horse style, dog style any style.
Oh dear - deer? No deer, they run fast.

What is height of pressure? A man fucking his girlfriend in doggy style and keeping a laptop on her back to complete his office work.

Aunty after done sex with a young boy. Hey why didn't you wear a condom? Young boy:O aunty, the pack said do not use is the seal is already broken.

Man1: hey where did u get this new cycle?
Man2: in the park, I saw a beautiful girl and she took me to a lonely spot on her cycle and removed all her cloths and said, take anything you want.
Man1: then?
Man2: I took her cycle.
Man1: you are right; her cloths will not fit for you.

A guy who helps in removing girls dress during sex, will never help her putting dress back after sex.

Why the western countries r ahead of us they keep their minds in work and their penis in pussy, but we keep pussy in our mind and penis in our hands

The most irritatable message: On the day of your marriage, at 12 midnight one of your friend sending message...
dude what are you doing.!

Girl: In the month all the day I can kiss you expect that 3 days.
Boy: y?
girl: In that 3 days, I will be very weak, so I cant hug and kiss you.
boy: If you spend 5 mins with me and my room, I can postpone your periods to next 10 months.

A boy went to a sexy hotel order one cup milk the lady waiter suddenly opens her tops, bra, and ask him to drink! He thought, Thank god..! I didn't ask water.

Behind very successful student there is one good teacher. But what about failed student ? A beautiful teacher.

It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy. Now don't ask what's the first thing.

Soldiers wife send a nude photo daily u her husband with both legs wide open wife: I will wait like this still you come. Husband: That's k who's taking the photo.

A famous philosopher said: a man who goes to sleep with "sex in mind" wakes up with the "solution" in hand.

Tow sperms are talking to each other
1st one says"when I develop I will become a doctor
2nd says"when I develop I will be an engineer for sure.
The man goes to toilet and shakking his big penny. They both says the idiot spoiled our career.

Why Gandhi smiles on every rupees and Lincoln don't smile in dollars? Because American woman don't keep there money in blouse

Never play with girls heart she has only 1 heart so play with her boobs she has two!!!

Some famouse quotes in T-shirts of girls. Touch here if u dare-weapons of mass destruction-looking free touching costs-sure for pure milk-for sale-now more tastier and healthier-handle with care-tasted by experts-hot to handle-shake well before use-can make boneless things hard- no one can use just once-no network coverage on hills-squeeze it.

Blind boy giving sweets to all girls all came from bathroom without dress to get sweets knowing he's blind. Girls: what is special Blind: I got my eye!!!!!!!

If your boss says: nothing is impossible ask him to wear a condom after sex.

Life without friends like boobs without nipples.

Why girls love gold than boys? Any guess because, gold has 24 carrot, but a boys has only one carrot. Moral : take care of your carrot.

Girls are the best engine in world., fits all size of piston, self lubricating, start with finger touch, automatic monthly oil change, best mileage in 3-4 drop, powerful double horns, comfortable seats, what a fantastic vehicle..! Start with sexy vehicle

Lecture in a medical college classroom: "man's sperms contains gluvose"1 of the female student had genuine doubt and ask then y its doesn't taste sweet???

Girl: I have done sex with 4 boys and you have done it with 8 girls, still everybody calls me a slut and call u real man.
Boy: very easy when a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a bad lock. but when a key opens many locks it becomes the master key.

Teacher: why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation?
Student: simple, hand made things are always costly.

Do you like maths.if so add a bed subtract your clothes, divide your legs and can we multiply...

Method to Avoid Aids: wear double condom with chille powder in between. If outer breaks she will shout. If inner breaks you will shout.. create AIDS awarenes.

You may love your girlfriend very deeply but you cannot express it more then 6-7 inches deep.

Smart guy to a sexy girl: let me fuck you just 1 time, I will be quick and paying you 20,000. I will throw the money on the floor and pick it up all, I will be done. Girl likes her proposal and she calls her bf. Bf: its fine, but ask for 30000 and be very quick to pick the money. After 4 hours bf calls her and asks what happened? Girl: the bastard is still fucking me. He brought all coins. Lesson: please read the documents carefully before investing.

Here is a tricky question for guys, suppose, you're in a bed sleeping between a really beautiful girl in a gay guy, which side will you turn your ass to?

A girl started to look at her pussy, she got excited and she gently smoothened the hair, then started rubbing it. At one point she went mad and rubbed her pussy violently, until the pussy said meow. Poor little pussy cat..

Doctor to lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted. Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I advised? Lady: oh. My god I heard 3 males per day..

Mechanic wife gives birth to a baby. Wife sends sms to husband "your spare parts had been delivered". Husband: with gear or without gear.

Just remember that all men are millionaires at least by their sperm count, the funniest thing is even these millions are spent for a girl.

One boy took a girl to an empty house. The girl was too hot and she was wearing a transparent dress through which everything was visible. The girl lies on the bed and spread her leg. Boy went near to her and removed. To be continued. Recharge to my number and enjoy in next episode.

What is tension?
A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she fall ill and you take her to hospital.
Doctor says: you're going to become father.
You get tensed. You say: but that baby is not mine.
Girl says: he is only father of my baby. You have more tension.
Police come and medical checkup is done. Report comes which says that you can never become a father.
Even more tension for you, anyhow you thank god and return home. Then you think, at home I have 2 kids whose are those? This is real tension.

Prostitution is the only industry where fresher's are paid more than the experienced.

Lips and boobs complained to pussy. You are the target of everyman, for you only we are sucked, bitten and squeezed. Pussy cried I remain hidden; it's you two who always invite troubles.

Wife: how do I increase the size if my breast?
Husband: rub toilet paper between them every day.
Wife: would it work? Husband: well it worked for your ass.

In a bus stand one man and one woman go to bathroom. After finish everything. He comes from gent's toilet and she come from ladies toilet.

Four men in a prison cell. A rapist a murder a psycho and a gay.
Rapist says: if there was a cat here I do fuck it till dies.
The murderer says: once you're done with it. I do torture it to death.
The pushy: once it's dead I do fuck it till I die.
The gay in the corner very softly says: meaow.

Truth behind oral sex: 5000 men were asked what they liked best about receiving oral sex.
3% liked the warmth of the lips on the cock.
4% enjoyed the sensation of the cock getting moist by lips and tongue.
92& appreciated as it keep the woman silent.

Normal lover: shall I sleep on you boobs?
Girl: stupid.
Mentos lover: shall I feel your heart beat.
Girl: come dear..

A man was arrested in a political rally. Why? Because, he saw a journalist girl with a badge on her breast written PRESS He did it.

How does a cricket commentator describe a nude girl? No cover, no extra cover, two silly point and deep gully between two fine legs and a little grass on pitch.

On a hot date- movie ticket-600, dinner-2000 fuel-300, popcorn, coffee, etc-300 stay for your night-2000 and your girlfriend says she's got her periods and the fucking expression on your face is priceless. There is something money can't buy.

What is common between a pen drive and vagina? Both are capable to sore large data in a small place.

Big queue in front of a library just because of a simple spelling mistake on its notice board which read: borrow boobs for fun.

Girl: please come home for dinner.
Boy feels happy, goes to a pharmacist and asks him how to use condoms.
That night he was shocked to see her parents at home.
Girl: come in. don't stand out. I never thought you are so shy.
Boy: and I never thought your father was a pharmacist.

Bra, panty and insurance? They all provide minimum cover to maximum risk areas.

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